Shelly

I was the fiance of a boat captain, then I ran off with his first mate. But Dusty's a jerk and so is his son, besides no matter how stupid and smelly Lice is I love him. And Dusty killed Lice, so now I'm gonna kill him. No matter what I'm gonna get him for getting my man. Fool was dumb enough to invite me back onto his floating turd.

So this idea the kid worked up might work, all the dye is in the poop, everything is the way it should be. The people didn't even notice the kid running through the room they were so busy losing their money. Still I had to go to the bathroom like SEVEN times, that's a long way for a gal like me to walk.

Aww shoot! Billy Babcock gave me a ten dollar tip. But how am I gonna get him to stay away from the Coast Guard for a day?

The Lovely Bartender,
Shelly